We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
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We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
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She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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