Well douche your snatch and let's go!
honey bunches of taint.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
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I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
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If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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