Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
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Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
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I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
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