Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
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His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
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I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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