Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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