his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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