some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
You don't make any sense
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