The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
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