I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
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