I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
Randomize
