if you like me you must not know who I am
so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
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oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
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I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
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