At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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