it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
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Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
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I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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