Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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