I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
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Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
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I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
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It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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