Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
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