we're blogging at a bar
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
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what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
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PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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