I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
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Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
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Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
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