Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
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Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
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Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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