im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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