Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
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I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
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For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
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