i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
We need to feng shui this bitch.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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