this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
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