Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
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