I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
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You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
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I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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