I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
It's like God shit irony all over that family
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
My dad just said "fuck circus"
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
Randomize
