I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
Randomize
