I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
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