yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
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I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
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He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
Holy shit dude........stairs
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