is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
NoShamevember. You game?
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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