so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
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Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
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I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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