I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
we made out on top of his cat.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
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So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
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This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
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