Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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