I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
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I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
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I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
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