I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
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I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
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Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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