We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
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In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
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My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
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Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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