I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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