Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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