i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
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He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
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I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
there is glitter all over my balls
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