Is it normal to miss your booty call?
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
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He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
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DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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