You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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