Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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