Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I understand Curling. That high.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.