At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
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You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
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This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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