There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
we're making bets on your personal life
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alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
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do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
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