what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
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