Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
i may or may not be watching the land before time
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
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