When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
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about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
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I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
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