i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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