I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
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Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
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Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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