at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
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