I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
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I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
My liver just had a heart attack.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
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Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
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