you're like a bully in the Christmas story
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
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It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
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He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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