also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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